TITLE: SOCIAL TEST
FORMAT: VIDEO
TYPE: MONTAGE

[OLD COMPUTER BOOTS UP]

Starting up... Please wait...

[DESKTOP APPEARS]

[USER CLICKS ON SIS: SOCIAL INTERACTION SIMULATOR]

NPC (CASHIER): hi, hows it going
USER: good thanks how are you
NPC (CASHIER): im good thanks for asking; did you find everything alright
USER: ye[USER ERROR]s i did thank you
NPC (CASHIER): alright good [...] okay so your total is $44.91; would you like to use cash or card today
USER: ill use card thanks
NPC (CASHIER): okay whenever youre ready
[...]
NPC (CASHIER): okay so [...] it does say you have $5.91 left
USER: oh okay; can i try another card
NPC (CASHIER): yeah sure go ahead
[...]
NPC (CASHIER): okay that one didn't seem to go through
USER: oh okay sorry; should i just use cash or
NPC (CASHIER): yeah sure that would work
USER: alright just on[USER ERROR; HURRY UP][USER ERROR; WHATS TAKING SO LONG]e second sorry; how much is it again
NPC (CASHIER): its $5.91
USER: okay so i have 3 dollars here; and 8 quarters here; so i still ow[USER ERROR][USER ERROR]e you 91 cents; so heres 4 nickels; oh another quarter; only 4[USER ERROR][USER ERROR; WHATS TAKING SO LONG][USER ERROR]

TOO MANY ERRORS: GAME OVER

(BSOD BEEPS)

[SCENARIO TRANSITIONS TO THE ANGRY USER TYPING ON THE COMPUTER AND PRESSING ENTER REPEADETLY]
[THEY GET FRUSTRATED AND LITERALLY THROW THE COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW]

OH, WAIT... REWIND...

[THE SCENE REWINDS QUICKLY BACK TO THE ORIGINAL STATE AND THE DESKTOP APPEARS AGAN FOR A FEW SECONDS]
[USER CLICKS ON CPS: COLLABORATIVE PROBLEM SOLVING]

[2015 PISA TEST CPS SCENARIO APPEARS: XANDAR]

(BACKGROUND MUSIC: TROLOLO SONG BY EDUARD KHIL)

[THE USER KNOWS VERY WELL WHAT OPTIONS TO SELECT IN THE CHAT AT FIRST, COMPLETES NEARLY ALL THE GEOGRAPHY QUESTIONS AND INEXPLICABLY EVERYONE IN THE SAID TEAM FINISHES THE ASSIGNMENT]

OH, WOW...